Made especially for YOU, boo. I can wish your friend/partner/dog a happy birthday. I can give you advice. I can tell your enemy to suck it. The sky’s the limit! (except the limits are; no nudity)
FINE PRINT: I have the right to refuse any request if it makes me feel uncomfortable, in which case I’ll tell you why and you’ll get refunded. Videos will be mailed to you within 5 business days.