You didn't kill yourself, hooray! We continue with the weird-o vibe on today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads and I've added a little Mucinex to the mix. Turns out, that shit makes you goofy. Enjoy some fun life advice, hear about adventures in not stealing from CVS, what I've witnessed in the mouths of pigeons that are far worse than a scone and the lovely emotional dance one experiences while watching a documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer on Hulu when you didn't pay for the commercial-free version. Plus! A surprise appearance by a roach, Fuckboi Theater and a new segment I just invented where I smoke a little and prank call a major corporation's customer service line. Wow, what a day, huh?
Come see me open for Dave Attell at Caroline's on Broadway in NYC 12/26 thru 12/29
Campbell's Customer Service #: 1-800-257-8443
McDonald's Customer Service # (might be a long wait, tho): 1-800-244-6227
Starbuck's Customer Service #: 1-800-782-7282
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